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Last night whilst fucking Kitten good and hard (we had to move to the floor because we were shaking the bed to bits and it was making quite a racket) she said ‘you can cum all over me if you like Daddy’ naturally I was thrilled to be so eagerly invited
So true - new city, new boyfriend, new life… dont have sex, because you get pregnant, and die. on We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/12151409
x-offee: juliasdream: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true oh yes i can cough niall horan cough Then we met.. :]
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brightstartoshine: greencarnations: abstinencesymbol: punnylittlepiggy: Hey tumblr, Craig gets you. #that’s because the characters in visual porn have no depth#like do I CARE if she ‘likes that dick’? #how long have these two known each other? #how
no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true
halfbunny: boys are dangerous because you never know how dark it is in their mouths until all that surrounds you is blood & teeth & the empty bitten space they make when they leave
So… According to Bendis, the aftermath of Civil War 2 is the reason of why the future in Old Man Logan is what it is, not only that but apparently Ulysses has the power of going into dimmensions or whatever…Now if you’re asking “where
Lowkey wanna start reporting photos of shirtless men on Instagram because they’re half naked, they’re exposing themselves for attention and posting it online, it’s partial nudity, sexually suggestive
queenwhiskey: malasuerte00: queenwhiskey: queenwhiskey: Rick and mortys a good show but people really gotta stop acting like its deep jusr because its got nihilism and tiny bit philosophy. Its one dude improvising half the scenes. Its juvenile humor
bee-hole: Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??”
diobrandosdong: Based off of this post because it was too perfect and totally canon
bisexual-hamilton: spending บ bills is so hard nowadays because alexander hamilton is so hot it’s literally like dumping your hot boyfriend for a bunch of cheaper ones
rub-a-dumb:knit your demon brother a dragon sweater! he wears it everyday because he loves you!
so-true:so true
alyonelaer: holmeless-watson: 221b-locked: stormthecitadel: jesus-o-tier: cyborgpony: So true… so damn true your ship reblogging because of accuracy. fanfic Reblogging because of too much accurancy.
max-e-pad:maccesmellerbee:riza-hotguy:octoberspirit:schazam:i-think-im-so-funny: This is so true it’s not even funny. winryapplepie kittenarmor OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THOSE WERE METAPHORICAL prismrangers
yesmassdragoneffect: writingcello: theresnosuchthingastheone: thisisjosh42: When girls look for things W/ Sara Hopkins, Robby Ayala This is so real @updatepls I don’t even know why we do this? Is it because our boobs get in our line of sight
Reblog if you ship Boy/Boy, Girl/Girl AND Boy/Girl. Because you don't care about their gender so long as they have chemistry with each other.
nagito-komaedas: is “no” an emotion because i feel it
popular tumblr bloggers who are snarky and rude to people for the sake of it because they have a sort of superiority complex from their follower count are so, so embarrassing
laughrunlove:it’s really fucked up that we assume love has to be romantic. there are so many girls out there that are upset because they’ve never been in a relationship and so that means no one will ever love them. when in reality, most of those girls
breathe-without-me: I wish I wasnt so shy. I’ve missed a lot of opportunities because of it. I hate when people think being shy is “cute.” It’s not cute. I live my life scared of doing all the things I want to do because I am terrified of coming
bustnuttington: trying to make me jealous is the worst way of attempting to get my attention because ill just assume you don’t actually like me that much and that you’d be happier w/ someone else so ill leave you alone because i don’t like competing
softgrlfriend:i’m lowkey fucking possessive and obsessed and my heart breaks because of the smallest things why am i so pathetic
you-wish-you-had-this-url: I LOVE LIGHT YAGAMI BECAUSE HE CONSTANTLY GET OFFENDED WHEN HES ACCUSED OF STUFF HE ACTUALLY DID
psxsx: keep ya relationship lowkey, business lowkey, everything lowkey because people so sneaky nowadays they’ll try to ruin what you have.
black-charm: afroerotik: White man: “I’m turned on by my wife fucking black because it’s so taboo.” AfroerotiK: Sex with animals is taboo. Sex with children is taboo.Sex with dead bodies is taboo. White women having sex with Latino
tres13: we-pray-as-wolves: I Can’t Paint by aartishinde This is really intense for me, because this is exactly what artist’s block feels like. You’ve got color all around you, all over you, inside of you, in your fucking soul, and you can’t
allthemstilinskifeels: I am a useless member of society *otp kept gender ambiguous because I have waaay too many OTPs to choose from
glutenfreewaffles: Do you ever have suCH A GOOD FAN FICTION IDEA AND THEN YOU CAN’T FUCKING WRITE IT BECAUSE THIS IDEA IS SO GOOD IT DESERVES AT LEAST 65,293 WORDS AND YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T GIVE IT THAT.
garzabird: smokeandjollyranchers: juhstice: dave-and-karkat: injuugakuen: captainarlert: Anime dads are the worst. Because they’re either dead, not around, useless, or the villain. Or if your son is Eren Jaeger, maybe all four. Um excuse
mymompickedthisurl: liaaxoo: I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?
orangesandwhiskey: f–emasculata: nostopdasgay: buttbuttbuttastronaut:wwbioteach: inkskinned:it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption
chasingphan: Depression isn’t always sadness It’s also feeling numb at 3am but smiling and laughing with friends at 3pm It’s also not being able to get out of bed even though you were fine the day before It’s also not eating because you aren’t
bauske: dewogong: I’ve been trying to find this gifset because this is relevant now more than ever. holy crap Adventure Time
spiderjewel: Ok Disney Parks Blog announced Kylo Ren is coming to Disneyland, and that for the time being he’ll be replacing Darth Vader’s meet and greet And in the comments section a lot of people are really angry because they want to meet Darth
crawlingsans: sansationallover: For all you dirty sinners who travel deep in the bone zone– I learned the names of more bones in a span of a month than my entire lifetime because of smutty skeleporn fanfiction.
So tonight I had a guy I know, who lives in the same apt building, meet me on the ground floor to give me a package of instant noodles because I mentioned to him over Facebook that my kitchen is a “no cooking zone” as I clean for an inspection
tmirai: amoriendi:tmirai:I got excited for a moment because I was like OO NEW BELF MODELS 8D But wait no apparently Battle.net just goes back in time like 8 years when in maintenance mode.WE’VE ALREADY BEEN TO OUTLAND TWICE BLIZZ CAN YOU PICK SOMEWHERE
gwenlightened:ineedathneed:watamato:been feeling kind of paranoid latelyTake that time by yourself to get to know yourself and rediscover what makes you shine. Don’t surrender yourself to waiting, and don’t stay isolated for too long, because there’s
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p-a-n-s-y: shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
darrynek: is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t
vipeur: caropil: niallsprick: animportant: juliasdream: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true oh yes i can ۞ Ofc, exhibit A, harry styles, Niall
xhromosomes: energe: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true I think the person that wrote that didn’t understand the question. i think they understood
So true, I lightly tapped a dog because he ran to the front left corner of the car….
juliasdream: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true oh yes i can
holograhams: flutiebear: fractal-eclipse: lacossa: astronomerinprogress: How to Solve a Physics Problem *Cries for a million years because it’s so true* behold: my college experience in a single comic SOMEONE PUT IT INTO WORDS
chirotus: ruthlesswoodcarver: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
Wow. True Blood’s ending pisses me off so fucking much. I am not a fan of Sookie or Bill, but they belong together and they both deserved to be happy. He only wanted to die because he couldn’t give her life, but they could have adopted if
caropil: niallsprick: animportant: juliasdream: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true oh yes i can ۞ Ofc, exhibit A, harry styles, Niall horan,
mofobian: thekyraapproach: xhromosomes: energe: no-lyfe-loser: sunsetcrush: “lets hope so because everyone i met so far is a bunch of cunts” Laughing so hard because its so true I think the person that wrote that didn’t understand the question.
caelas: girls are so hot???? like i see a hot girl every 2 seconds. and a hot guy about every 2 weeks. and even then i’m wary because he might end up yelling something rude at me or making a rape joke or something
razzledazzy: whitejungle: i will not fail to do my duty #after this ep aired i saw so many bronies being like SO YOU STILL THINK THIS IS A GIRL’S SHOW #yes i do think it’s a girl’s show #because girls can be empowered to kick ass too #and that
hhjs:*touching my own titty just because* so true breastie
thoradvice: you can fall in love at 30. you can discover your true passion at 40. you can go back to school at 50. you can learn to draw, or paint, or sing at 60. relax. just because you didn’t do most, or any, of the things considered “young adult
kinkydaydreams: I think I’m struggling so much with dating sites because the messages I get there are so similar to the ones I get here (minus the dick pics, generally), and my immediate reaction is ‘no’ because that’s what it is on here.The
tea-candles-and-witchcraft: “Magic isn’t real its just the placebo effect” Believing in something so much that it comes true?? Yeah you’re right, that’s not magic at all. the placebo effect is magic??? the law of resonance is magic??? believing